Trust Me.


Eric Northman here.

I am the Sheriff of Louisiana Area 5 and co-owner of Fangtasia with my Progeny, Pam Swynford De Beaufort.

Part of the Your Black Heart RP.

I want you.
Anonymous

That’s nice.

If your clothes by chance get bloody when eating do you wash them or do you just buy new clothes?
Anonymous

Sometimes they get bloody, depending on the frenzy. If I like an item, I will probably have more than one. After  a thousand years, money is no longer an issue.

You're adorable :3

…. What an off choice of words.

Bite me...hard.
Anonymous

I’m afraid you’ll be dead then.

No, I lied. I’m not afraid. I know you will be.

why aren't you in my bed? ridiculous.

People seem to be very interested in our sex life.

Well, when their own paltry existences are not up to snuff, of course they have to look to us God like beauties.

What are your thoughts on the Twilight movie saga? And who are your favourite novelists?

They are so cool - rolls eyes -

And I have many favourite novelists. After a thousand years, they wrack up.

Are you afraid?-A
Anonymous

Of what?

Do you like virgins?
Anonymous

What’s not to like? Sex and blood.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is Eric Northman. I’m a tax paying American and small business owner in the great state of Louisiana. I also happen to be a vampire. Now in the past year there’s been a lot of inflammatory talk from politicians warning their constituents not to trust vampires, but think about it for a second…who would you rather trust? A vampire? Or a politician? The truth is vampires are as different from each other as humans are, because we were humans and we ask only to be treated as such. And we welcome you into our world as well. We’re always more than happy to serve humans here at Fangtasia- and I don’t mean for dinner.